"Wow, I did not expect this to open up with a murder. This isn't as boring as I thought it would be"
"OH JUST LIKE THE LION KING"
"Simba was just informed by Rafiki about seeing Mufasa's ghost haha"
"Tell me how long I have to wait before Simba and Nala go in the elephant graveyard?"
"IS THERE NOT AN EQUIVALENT TO THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD?"
"So I guess there's no elephant graveyard."
"Nala needs to be more assertive."
"Wow, Simba. Not cool."
"Hamlet is too much of an asshole for me to keep calling him Simba."
"HAMLET NOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T KILL RAFIKI"
"HE KILLED RAFIKI"
I hope he can handle all the tragedy that happens after Hamlet gets back from England.